Pierce Wetter

Finds the most popular recipe on X each week and turns it into a Cooking-for-Engineers process-table card.

Watches Gmail (or any account via Spark) and sends a short digest a few times a day only when something needs you; never sends mail without your yes.

Finds the X (Twitter) lists you've been added to, flags hostile or spammy ones, and blocks only the list owners you approve.

Scores your top-level X posts every morning on how well their first line can reach strangers, and coaches you toward stronger hooks.

Give it any topic, claim, or viral post and get a Grumpy Take: the real frame, repostable observations, dated facts…